hey look I’m not dead
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
isnt that from spongebob..
You’re my favorite x
I reblog this every Halloween
Audition season is SOON.
they erased my writing :(
stop writing shit like this in public places and making someone’s job harder because they have to clean up after your crusty existential crisis havin ass
I think one of the most entertaining qualities of modern music is being able to look through each page of the score and evaluating how physically possible it actually is.
The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family. That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.
The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.
let him live
Okay so it took me FOREVER to find this photo but this is what our Saxophones did at band camp. Its a Saxophone made out of Saxophones. Probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen and I wanted to share.