Band kids during the football game.
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)

detail-swag-hace:

band kids raise your hand if you’ve ever thought long and hard about how you murder someone using only your instrument

kateordie:

archiemcphee:

Simply watching Adventure Time is often enough to make us hungry for sweets, but now we have an actual edible Candy Kingdom to tantalize our tastebuds. This mouthwateringly awesome Gingerbread Candy Kingdom was made by Redditor IHaveAFluffyCat (who actually does have an adorable fluffy cat).

The amount of time, effort, and candy that went into this work of edible art is amazing. It’s beautifully detailed from top to bottom, but we’re particularly impressed by the Gumball Guardians, whose sugar glass heads contain real gumballs.

Click here to see a complete gallery of step-by-step process photos.

[via Reddit]

Wooooaaaaaaahhhh!

dieoware:

i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

you wanna know the real reason I’m getting irritated at you, rather than just “my contacts are drying out”?

I want you to leave me the hell alone sometimes. I value my privacy quite a lot. but no matter where I go in the house, right when I don’t want to be bothered, people are gonna start bothering me. stop doing it.

and I also hate when I’m not literally SHITTING RAINBOWS and you ask why I’m getting pissy with you. chances are it has nothing to do with you at all. you are just damn paranoid.

Music should have just the right amount of silliness in it.

the13thchair:

  - The 13th Chair

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

pumpkintears:

Halloween Superstitions

pumpkintears:

Halloween Superstitions

emilysachs:

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emilysachs:

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